Tuesday, January 27, 2015

Kiwi Qwirks


 Top 3 Kiwi challenges:

Each socket has a switch!

  1. Driving on the left.
  2. Understanding the letter 'e' in words like fresh, net, let, get - sounds like freesh, neet, leet, geet. "Would you like that toasted or freesh?"
  3. Remembering to apply sunscreen.


Switches: Down is on, up is off!
Off!

Milk: Standard, Lite, Extra Lite (no 2%)

Driving: Wrong side!

Cars last a while. (D'accord Dupond et Dupond?)

Wildlife: Birds rule! (no mammals until the europeans came)

Strange languages.

No mincing words.

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